I'm on the loo, I hear my phone ping. I leap up, rush awkwardly into the living room, pulling up my jeans as I go. I don't want to miss a call from my oven man, who has promised to come today.
It is an SMS offering me a "gratis ringtone". Damn. I don't want a free tune, I want my oven fixed. I want to be able to bake bread and cookies, roast vegetables, and go to the toilet without worrying about phone calls! Is this too much to ask?
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