There are days when you get home from work feeling as if you've been beaten round the head several times with a large bat. Blurred eyesight, general queasiness, perhaps even some light bleeding from the nose. I can tell it's been one of those days when instead of turning right to put the kettle on, I keep going straight -- for the booze.
Yesterday, it was kahlua and milk. You see, it's healthy cos it's got milk in it and it's relaxing cos of the kahlua! Mmm. A tall glass of that, the remainder of the fudge, a hot bath, and my first issue of Martha Stewart Living. I think I'm in love. This magazine has a cookie of the month section! It tells you how to organize your linen closet and make the most of a 2300 square foot basement area -- complete with crafting section! Clearly designed for women (and some men) with too much time and money on their hands, it's perfect. Added bonus: the pictures of Martha's cats looking impossibly cute in afore-mentioned basement. Kitty porn!
I hope I can get a subscription when we're back in the UK.
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does it have handy tips on embezzlement, tax evasion, insider trading and how to acessorize a prison cell?
Not in this issue, but I'm sure such things have featured in the past. I don't care: She was framed by the patriarchal establishment, which couldn't handle vthe acquisition of vast wealth through soft furnishing tips.
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