Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Five things that are more enjoyable than watching England's second half against Sweden

1. Getting up every Monday morning to go to the gym.
2. Finding a paper cut when you're squeezing lemons.
3. Removing the gobs of hair from the shower drain.
4. Having a root canal done (and I've had 2).
5. Realizing that 36% of the value of the bunch of share options you just sold is going to go to the Dutch tax authorities to support people who don't feel like working, but would rather spend their days lounging about in the park.

At least the curry was reliably enjoyable.

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