Wake me up (again and I'll kill you)

One thing I would ban, though, is the gatherings of noisy f***ers in the flat behind ours. On both Friday and Saturday night, the tenant had clearly invited a group of friends back to his/her place for post-bar beers -- complete with group singing to Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) and Heaven (Is A Place On Earth). I could really do without being forced to listen to the atonal shrieking of 80s classics by pissed frat boys and girls at 2 a.m., so was delighted on Saturday when I heard the tell-tale rattle of Martin's curtains, followed by his (loud) voice and the rapid exit of several guests. Noise-obsessed neighbours are fabulous -- when they're not focused on you.