Friday, December 29, 2006

Things I've learnt from my Christmas presents

1. Socks with individual toes hurt if you have (Normal for Norfolk) webbed feet.

2. Lily Allen doesn't sound at all as I'd expected. Instead of being shouty-sweary, she's actually rather sweet and summery.

3. Baked beans and mashed potato make for truly excellent spicy bean burgers.

4. Lobsters hold claws as they walk across the ocean floor together. This has also guaranteed that I will never eat lobster again.

5. Eating too many violet creams in one day will make me feel sick.

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