Thursday, September 21, 2006

To a lady on her bicycle

O lady in the Vondelpark, cycling past me at high speed this morning: I'd have cycled quickly too if I'd been wearing your bottle-green knee-length leggings with a pair of denim shorts pulled over the top -- or, far more disturbingly, possibly integrated into the leggings, providing some arse-covering denim modesty.

Please don't wear them again. In fact, take them out and burn them.

Kisses,

Norfolk Dumpling

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