Who can I sue?

I have a cold. This is not man flu or even Clive's variation of the aforementioned virus, complete with Jimi Hendrix hallucinations and panoply of over-the-counter medications. Nope, I woke up with a sore throat, fuzzy head, and have now started sneezing, so it's just a cold. And I can't even blame Holly as the plague carrier in this instance, as she's not at school yet and thus not acting as a conduit for germs. I will have to search harder for the source of my misery. But you can keep your Vick's nasal sprays: I have my snuggle hoody and a new pair of snuggle socks to make me feel better.