The postman always rings twice

Not today, he didn't. The postman -- or rather a selection of postmen -- actually rang our doorbell FOUR times! It was very exciting, rather like what I imagine Christmas was like in PJ's only child household: all presents all the time! Only these weren't presents, but Amazon deliveries. Having next-day delivery again has gone to PJ's head, I think. For the love of God (and our bank account), no more!