Yesterday's announcement of the future spawning of Hollywood's Most Attractive Couple Ever!TM is the perfect start to the new year for those of us who spend our days trawling the Net for celeb gossip. Forums, blogs, and magazine sites are awash with commentary: Will it be the prettiest baby ever? How will Maddox cope with having to walk everywhere? Is Jen devestated? A cold-hearted bitch for a) not having Brad's babies and b) not rushing to congratulate him publically? Will she announce a retaliatory pregnancy or wedding with Vince? Endless columns filled with speculation, rumour, and half-truths, all filtered through the light of bitter, oh so bitter, personal experience.
I love it! Despite a slight favoring of Aniston in this affair -- Jolie's charity-driven saintly image pisses me off, Brad is vacuous beyond belief, while Jen has truly lovely hair -- I'm declaring myself for Team Snark! Long may this celebrity firestorm continue!
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