Scene:
Vacant tourist No. 1: "Gee, hon. Look at all those cute old houses. Let's stand here in the middle of the street and admire them."
Vacant tourist No. 2: "Yes, let's. And while we're standing here, I'll gesticulate wildly with my bag and attempt to knock over any passing cyclists!"
Enter Norfolk Dumpling on her bike, at speed.
Norfolk Dumpling: "Get out of the *&*&%&!!!! road, morons! And watch what you're doing with that *$*#&## bag!"
And . . . cut!
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