If only Blogger rewarded one for persuading other people to start ranting and raving. Not only has The Jackson One managed to write a third -- yes, a third! -- blog entry this year, but all-round top bloke and dog owner Clive has also started Meldrewing into cyberspace from the comfort of Clive's World Order.
As a taster of what's likely to come, here's a re-enactment of Clive trying to find something/coexist with technology/perform household duties, as reported by one close to him. Ahem:
"Grrrr, wrrech, GOD, grrrrrrrrrrr, wrrrrruummm, frrrrrr, mmmrrrrrr, arrrrhhh, OH BLOODY HELL SAVAGE, grrrrrrr, wrrrrrrr, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (sorry darling), agghhhh, wrrs, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, FUCK! Right [item found / electrical equipment functioning / dishes cleaned / duvet changed]. Fag."
It's just like he's still here in Amsterdam with us.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Shut the **** up *****! Oh, and get well soon ;-)
Post a Comment