Wednesday, February 22, 2006

At the library

"When light is green, place book in scanner."

Does this mean:
a) When light is red, place book in scanner and then observe, confusedly, while the book is rejected from the scanner?
b) As above, but with added huffing and puffing and jabbing of book back into scanner?
c) Place the book in the scanner when the light is green?

I had no idea there were so many functionally illiterate, red/green color-blind library-card holders in Amsterdam.

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