Q: How can you tell if your sat-nav's not up to date?
A: Let it guide you across Sheffield city centre at night as you travel from restaurant-free Doncaster. If it keeps trying to take you down roads reserved for trams, it's time to pay for an upgrade (apparently).
Q: How can you tell if your favorite mixing bowl has a hairline crack across the bottom?
A: Try pickling some red cabbage in it, prior to creating a lovely warm cabbage salad, and watch it leak bright red cabbage-y vinegar all over the worksurface and floor.
Christmas has been SUCH fun!
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