No head in the box at the end of this film, unfortunately

Channel-hopping late at night and eating cheese on toast, while PJ is swigging wine from the bottle. (I'm having a cup of tea.) We come across Emma, and I'm torn. I love the film cos Jeremy Northam's in it and is gorgeous, but Emma is played by Gwyneth Paltrow and she's ghastly. Argh!

We keep surfing.