A Norwich fan is walking to a match at Carrow Road when he spots a banana skin 50 yards down the road. "Oh f**k!" he thinks "Here we go again."
How do you know if a Norwich fan has been using your computer?
There's cheese in front of the mouse.
How do you make a Norwich fan laugh on a Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Monday.
What do you get if you put 28 Norwich fans in one room?
A full set of teeth.
Every one's a winner.
How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Norfolk?
ReplyDeleteAnywhere else and it would have been called a "teethbrush".
Weasel (late of Norwich, now of USA)