Meet Dave the Cat: he lives next door. He likes eating our cats' food. And getting trapped in our house when we've shut the utility room cat flap to in only. And now he likes sitting inside our giant, weed-filled flower pot.
I suppose we'll find out this afternoon if God is an Englishman after all (although would a true Englishman want a Scot to win? I assume that C'mon Andy will be British if he wins, Scottish if he loses.).
6/3: We have a decorator in to do the landing and stairwell, which means the cats are effectively excluded from "their" bedroom during the day. Nin shows her displeasure* by bringing in a mouse. Luckily, PJ stops her before she takes it to show Eddie and "persuades" him to leave.
*This is her favourite form of protest. Remember the post-birthday-party rabbit debacle of 2015?
2017: Nin 2; Shin 0
2016: Nin 44; Shin 8; unattributed 3
2015: Nin 100; Shin 5; unattributed 5
2014: Nin 134; Shin 41; unattributed 21
2013 (partial year): Nin 33; Shin 16; unattributed 16.